How to enjoy Valentine’s Day when you’re single
Being single is great. You can spend all your money on yourself, you can lie horizontal/diagonal/curled up in the middle like a tiny kitten on your bed and you can wink erotically at anyone you want, without repercussion.
You can be the happiest and most confident single person in the world, well-rested, well-dressed and well-informed – and still feel a touch tortured come mid-February. It’s all the hearts, and the roses and the red. It’s all the tales of 50 year marriages, and hill-top proposals. And while it’s perfectly fine to feel a bit blue in the face of an avalanche of red roses, here’s how to feel fabulously solo on Valentine’s Day.