The 5 Exes Every Woman Has

You've made some mistakes in your life. Some of them are unique to you, like the time you bought the gold lurex leotard, paired it with leather shorts and platform boots and posed seductively on your neighbour's broken-down jet ski; or the time you accused your best friend's brother of stealing your half-drunk bottle of Babycham, then found it in your handbag.

But some mistakes are universal, and one of those is occasionally dating the wrong people. We can't help it. We're genetically predisposed to get them out of our system, so we don't get old and confused and accidentally marry them. Which means we've all got the same little black book of exes…