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SEASON 5 NOW SHOWING!

 

This hugely addictive reality show brings together some of New Jersey’s most glamorous and entertaining matriarchs, with tempers as fiery as their lip gloss. With a whiff of the Cosa Nostra and a shedload of hairspray, they fight, cry and compete with each other for dominance like a bunch of fabulously coiffed alley cats.

Oh, and gurlfriend, you better not say nuthin’ bad about these tough mudders unless you wanna find yourself in the Jersey river in a pair of concrete Jimmy Choos. That’s because the Real Housewives of New Jersey are the bold, brawlin’ bad-asses of the Real Housewives franchise.

In Seasons 2 and 3, it’s all about family, revenge, fashion shows, and social events that go badly wrong. In fact, there ain’t nothing going on but feuds and Italian food. Hide the breakables, because this is gonna get brilliantly nasty…

Watch out for:

  • The legendary reunion fight between Teresa and Danielle in Season 2 – ending in what can only be described as ‘JERSEYGEDDON.’
  • ‘It only takes one smack to the head to make a person never walk again.’ Says Danielle, conspicuously taking up boxing.
  • The Real Housewives Italian Vacation: ‘What happens in Italy stays in Italy.’ Barks Teresa. (If you’ve never felt sorry for a country before, you will now.)
  • Melissa’s son’s christening in Season Three, Episode One. Oh my GAWD, fists fights at Christenings are soooo classy. Someone pour Holy Water over them, quick…

 

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Episodes

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  • Fights, car crashes, New York Fashion Week and a trip to Naples are all on the menu in this second series.
    • 01 - Water Under The Table

      The birth of Jacqueline's baby boy brings the Manzo sisters even closer together, and there is drama at Caroline's annual Sheriff's Fundraiser.

      The housewives on the reunion show
    • 02 - Generation Vexed

      Jacqueline gets upset over her daughter Ashley's wild behaviour, while Teresa and Danielle's daughters are invited to model in New York Fashion Week. (

      Jacqueline Laurita laughing
    • 03 - Catty-Walk

      A heavily pregnant Teresa and a very determined Danielle see their daughters modelling in New York Fashion Week, but mishaps occur on the catwalk.

      Teresa Giudice Series 3 Reunion
    • 04 - Babies, Bubbles, And Bubbies

      Teresa and Joe celebrate the birth of their fourth child, while Chris Manzo gets an inside look into his dream business.

      Caroline Manzo in conversation
    • 06 - It's Not Me, It's You

      Following the outburst at the Brownstone, another war breaks out. Meanwhile, Dina decides to permanently cut Danielle out of her life.

      Real Housewives of New Jersey Dina Manzo
    • 07 - Play At Your Own Risk

      Jacqueline discovers more scandalous stories about Danielle when she hosts a poker night for the guys. Dina makes a radical decision.

      Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle Staub
    • 08 - Bubbies Gone Bad

      Danielle pursues reconstructive plastic surgery in order to fix a huge mistake. Teresa throws a new friend's loyalty into question.

      Teresa Giudice laughing
    • 09 - Posche Spite

      Worlds collide and tempers are lost as Teresa and Jacqueline come face to face with Danielle for the first time.

      Jacqueline Laurita
    • 10 - Country Clubbed

      Teresa and Danielle's exchange ends in a wild chase through the country club. Ashley pulls out some of Danielle's extensions. Danielle calls the police.

      Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle Staub
    • 11 - Staub Wounds

      Danielle presses charges against Ashley, and takes boxing instruction to protect herself.

      Kathy Wakile doesn't look impressed
    • 12 - Youth Will Be Served

      Teresa and Joe celebrate their tenth wedding anniversary in true Giudice style.

      The husbands
    • 13 - Don't Drink The Holy Water

      Dina Manzo returns as Audriana Giudice is christened in a typical Giudice festival.

      Caroline Manzo Reunion Show
    • 14 - The Chanels Of Venice

      Joe Giudice has a one-car accident and is charged with DUI (to Danielle's delight). Teresa, Caroline and Jacqueline and extended families fly to Venice.

      Teresa Giudice chatting
    • 15 - Hills Are Alive With Giudice

      The Manzos, Lauritas and Giudices arrive in Naples and are on their way to visit the Giudice family outside of town. Joe quickly loses his temper with Teresa about all the things she's buying.

      Teresa Giudice out shopping
    • 16 - The Heads Of Family Will Roll

      At a family dinner, Caroline announces that she will try to save Ashley from criminal charges and try to mediate directly with Danielle.

      Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle Staub
    • 17 - Reunion: Part One

      The women meet for the first time in over a year at the Borgata Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City.

      The housewives on the reunion show
    • 18 - Reunion: Part Two

      The housewives get more stuff off their enviable chests in this second reunion episode.

      Melissa Gorga and Caroline Manzo
Melissa Gorga and Caroline Manzo

Sometimes the RHoNJs are difficult to read. You may think they’re screaming at each other, with eyes popping wildly out of their heads and talons bared, but actually this most fascinating of species are carrying out subtle communication rituals that require careful Attenborough-esque interpretation. So here is a handy translation tool to help you figure out what they’re REALLY trying to say in Season 5.

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How to dress like a Real Housewife of New Jersey

Elegant, classy and understated: three words RHONJ do not adhere to when choosing an outfit from their mammoth walk-in closets. And why is that a bad thing? Sure, French fashion editors looks great in simple tailoring in slate grey but could they pull off a dress combining leopard and zebra print? Can their eyes continue to blink with 4lbs of mascara and false eyelashes on them? And, most pertinently, do any of their evening gowns look like Daniel Swarovski sneezed on them? Being chic is great, but treading the fine line between tacky and insane is much more interesting so take a leaf out of the New Jersey ladies’ handbook and get a look fit for a queen from the great Garden State.

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  3. Serena crochet panel bandeau bodycon dress
  4. BIRGITTA EMBROIDERED ORGANZA PLAYSUIT IN BERRY
  5. White bandage dress
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‘YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? HUH?’ Oh, awfully sorry, didn’t see you there. Let us put down our buckets of Pinot Grigio and our beefy, Nike-clad infant son, who is called AJ, or Jay Jay or PJ or something, and welcome you to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Guide to Behavin’ Yourself An’ Stuff. To celebrate Season 5 of the show, where explosive catfights and brawls are the norm, we’re going to show you how to stay classy in every situation, Housewives of NJ style...

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Should we express our feelings like a Real Housewife? By Amy Swales

Most of us can't even tell our hairdresser that the edgy 'do he just foisted on our head for an eye-watering price looks like someone pooed in a squirrel's drey (thanks, primary school knowledge) but the Real Housewives of New Jersey throw it all out there in truly jaw-dropping fashion. They have constant screaming matches, bitch freely and copiously, and – most shocking to those of us allergic to uncomfortable – actively instigate awkward discussions. How incredible would it be to go RHONJ-style in everyday situations if social etiquette, the threat of arrest and wanting to have any friends at all were no longer obstacles? 

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If watching Real Housewives Of New Jersey has taught us anything, it’s that using the Queen’s English is for suckers. If you want to get on in life, you need to switch it up and start speaking Teresa’s unconventional brand of American.

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Sure, you might not be the most obvious feminist icon, but Brandi Glanville, I think I love you.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Real Hippy Housewives of New Jersey

Caroline, Jacqueline, Teresa, Dina and Danielle might enjoy expensive lifestyles, but the ladies could definitely benefit from a little bit of free love. Being a Jersey housewife looks, stressful, tense, and occasionally a little sticky – and that’s just the hair. How would the girls get on if they were freed from the shackles of capitalism and found themselves trying out some low key alternatives?

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